On the scene of X men the animated series:


Jubilee: “why is this happening to me. I used to be.. Oh fruit Vinny why the hell do I have to sound like a freakin’ white chick. No offence kitty.”

Vinny (the director):Cut! We’ll talk later just get off my fuckin set kid. Damnit that’s the 4rth time this morning.

Storm: At least you don’t have to wear contacts and a damn white wig. Oh and don’t even get me started on the damn accent.

Wolverine: To late foe that.

Storm: Excuse you.

Jubilee: Yeah, Excuse you.

Gambit: You look just fine to me baby girl

Storm: *rolls eyes* shut up Eugene

Rouge: Yo real name is Ugine?

Wolverine: Damn son

Prof X: Yo on the real though that’s a wakk ass name you dig

Everyone’s mouth drops.

Jean: Like oh my Todd did he just say “Yo”

Cyclops: what are you guys like talkin about

Storm:*cough* Queer *cough*

Everyone except Sabertooth and Cyclops laugh

Cyclops: Well if your going to be a bitch about it than fuck you

Storm: Wigga what?! Don’t make me take these earrings off and shove my foot so far up yo ass all you’ll be able to say is size 13

Wolverine: Damn shorty I loves me a girl that scraps

Storm: Gives him a look before stating “you pretty fine yo self”

They leave and take Jubilee with them as the take lunch orders for McDonald’s.

Scott: Me and Vick are gunna share a like number 4 combo.

Jean: Do they have anything that will make me like you know lose wait. There auctioning off some of Madonna’s pants and I want to be able to were a belt with them.

Rouge: Ugine said he want a happy meal and I wonte some fried chicken
Storm: they ain’t got no damn fried chicken at Mcdonalds dumb ass

Rouge: You show

Wolverine: Bitch if she say they ain’t got no chicken that means they ain’t got no chicken

Rouge: Damn ok just git me some chittlins then

Jubilee: *slaps rouge* bitch you stupid

Prof X: Yo get a brother some fries and a big mack

Kitty: Oh can I come?

Storm Wolverine Jubilee: HELL NO!


Sleepy must sleep. suggestions on the next argument for the cast of the x men are welcome