On the scene of X men the animated series:


Jubilee: “why is this happening to me. I used to be.. Oh fruit Vinny why the hell do I have to sound like a freakin’ white chick. No offence kitty.”

Vinny (the director):Cut! We’ll talk later just get off my fuckin set kid. Damnit that’s the 4rth time this morning.

Storm: At least you don’t have to wear contacts and a damn white wig. Oh and don’t even get me started on the damn accent.

Wolverine: To late foe that.

Storm: Excuse you.

Jubilee: Yeah, Excuse you.

Gambit: You look just fine to me baby girl

Storm: *rolls eyes* shut up Eugene

Rouge: Yo real name is Ugine?

Wolverine: Damn son

Prof X: Yo on the real though that’s a wakk ass name you dig

Everyone’s mouth drops.

Jean: Like oh my Todd did he just say “Yo”

Cyclops: what are you guys like talkin about

Storm:*cough* Queer *cough*

Everyone except Sabertooth and Cyclops laugh

Cyclops: Well if your going to be a bitch about it than fuck you

Storm: Wigga what?! Don’t make me take these earrings off and shove my foot so far up yo ass all you’ll be able to say is size 13

Wolverine: Damn shorty I loves me a girl that scraps

Storm: Gives him a look before stating “you pretty fine yo self”

They leave and take Jubilee with them as the take lunch orders for McDonald’s.

Scott: Me and Vick are gunna share a like number 4 combo.

Jean: Do they have anything that will make me like you know lose wait. There auctioning off some of Madonna’s pants and I want to be able to were a belt with them.

Rouge: Ugine said he want a happy meal and I wonte some fried chicken
Storm: they ain’t got no damn fried chicken at Mcdonalds dumb ass

Rouge: You show

Wolverine: Bitch if she say they ain’t got no chicken that means they ain’t got no chicken

Rouge: Damn ok just git me some chittlins then

Jubilee: *slaps rouge* bitch you stupid

Prof X: Yo get a brother some fries and a big mack

Kitty: Oh can I come?

Storm Wolverine Jubilee: HELL NO!


Sleepy must sleep. suggestions on the next argument for the cast of the x men are welcome

On the set of X men the animated series:


Rouge: “Who stuck a stick up her ass”

Vinny: Cut! This is the 7nth time god damnit. The fuckin show is G rated you britney spears wanna bee.Get of me frickin set.

Storm: Well Gooooood damn

Wolverine: *helps her up* Hey lets go to Home Town Buffet

Gambit: Hellllls yeah my nigga

Rouge: Ooo they got some goood ole ribs up over there

Jubliee: Get out my face Hoe *listening to ipod*

Scott: Oh, can me and Vicky come

Prof X: Ugh nigga you gay

Jean:points and laughs

Storm: Jubilee go get kitty retarded ass I promised to take her oh and who said you comin Hoe

Jean: Did you just call me a “Hoe”?

Wolverine:I’t about to be a what? GIRL FIGHT!

Storm: You heard me

Jean: whatever I didn’t want to go with you ghetto people anyway *storms off*

Wolverine: Yeh run bitch!

And theres an update for you Cee my friend.

At Hometown Buffet…

Wolverine: Ok Jubes remember your 11 ok

Jubes: Yeah Yeah

Storm: Your better remember. I ain’t payin’ $20 for yo broke ass if you forget.

Ugine: Hey ain’t that Kim (Jean)

Kim: Oh my Tod! hey guys who would have thought we’d end up at the same Home Town Buffet?

Wolverine: Kim you know this is the only Home Town Buffet they still let us into in La (Glares at Rouge)

Rouge: What It aint mah fault they started noticing the plates missing

Scott: No it’s not but it is yo fault for tripping with them while you were trying to stuff them into yo purse.

Vic: Ooooo burn * they do the finger thing* Sssssss

Storm: We next, shut up! Jubes your 11

Counter Guy: How old are you young lady

Jubes: why you wanna know?

Wolverine: *smacks her upside her head*

Jubes: Ok damn! I’m 11

After they sit down (Including Kim)

Storm: Mmmm… this corn bread is good!

Wolverine: Yeah its bomb

Kim: wait whered you get that?

Jubes: *takes a piece that Wolverine gives her* It doesn’t matter cause those are the last two pieces up in here

Kim: Ororo you want your corn bread?

Storm: Shoot you best believe I wants my cone bread

Everyone starts laughing…. Except Kim

Kim: What’s so funny?

Storm: *still laughing* Shoot Ize gone die for I gives up my cone bread

Everyone breaks out into another fit of laughter

Wolverine: Oh…Oh… I can’t breath *laughs histericly*

Kim: What the hell is so funny? I’m just asking her for some corn bread

Vic: Girl she’ll killz you foe that there cone bread

Everyone laughs even harder and Rouge lets out a loud snort that makes everyone laugh harder.

Kim: You guys are so weird

Kitty: *trys to stop laughing*oh my God even I’ve seen LIFE. You are so retarded.


What should Wolverine and Storms real names be?

2 months later on set

Vinny: Cuuuuuuuuuut!! That’s a rap people! Great job! Sign and print!

Storm: *walks off set as she takes off wig* When’s the next shoot for the next episodes gonna be Vinny?

Vinny: Two weeks tops Ro’

Wolverine: So what we doing in the mean time? *pulls her close*

Ro’: I don’t know what your doing but I’m going to chill.

Wolverine: So it’s like that, then?

Ro’: *gives him slow passionate kiss* It’s however you want it.

Kim (Jean): Well dang you two seem close

Ro’: *rolls her eyes* Whatever Kim.

Ugine: Hey me and Ann (Rouge) just got word from dad Roro’ that he’s going to be gone for a week and he left us a spare key to the house in New Orleans.

Scott: That sounds fun doesn’t it Vick?

Vick: *busy popping a black head on his forehead* Yeah sure.

Xavier: Hey I’m going to be in Scottland for the vacation to see my shorty Moira. I got a place in New York yall could stay at for the second week.

Ro’: What do you. . . Mmm. .. .think. . .uuuuh. .. Logan?” *speaking between kisses*

Logan: Ask Jubes and Kitty.

Jubilee: Awsome-ness!!

Kitty: Yeah that would be so friggin awesome! Can we go pleeeease Mommy?

Ro’: Yes! *More having to do with the hand no one noticed slipping under her belt*

Ugine: Than it be decided then.

Yeah so riiiiiiiiight. The story will be taking a more serious tone from this point on but it’s still going to be hecka funny. Review please…I guess.