At Hometown Buffet…

Wolverine: Ok Jubes remember your 11 ok

Jubes: Yeah Yeah

Storm: Your better remember. I ain’t payin’ $20 for yo broke ass if you forget.

Ugine: Hey ain’t that Kim (Jean)

Kim: Oh my Tod! hey guys who would have thought we’d end up at the same Home Town Buffet?

Wolverine: Kim you know this is the only Home Town Buffet they still let us into in La (Glares at Rouge)

Rouge: What It aint mah fault they started noticing the plates missing

Scott: No it’s not but it is yo fault for tripping with them while you were trying to stuff them into yo purse.

Vic: Ooooo burn * they do the finger thing* Sssssss

Storm: We next, shut up! Jubes your 11

Counter Guy: How old are you young lady

Jubes: why you wanna know?

Wolverine: *smacks her upside her head*

Jubes: Ok damn! I’m 11

After they sit down (Including Kim)

Storm: Mmmm… this corn bread is good!

Wolverine: Yeah its bomb

Kim: wait whered you get that?

Jubes: *takes a piece that Wolverine gives her* It doesn’t matter cause those are the last two pieces up in here

Kim: Ororo you want your corn bread?

Storm: Shoot you best believe I wants my cone bread

Everyone starts laughing…. Except Kim

Kim: What’s so funny?

Storm: *still laughing* Shoot Ize gone die for I gives up my cone bread

Everyone breaks out into another fit of laughter

Wolverine: Oh…Oh… I can’t breath *laughs histericly*

Kim: What the hell is so funny? I’m just asking her for some corn bread

Vic: Girl she’ll killz you foe that there cone bread

Everyone laughs even harder and Rouge lets out a loud snort that makes everyone laugh harder.

Kim: You guys are so weird

Kitty: *trys to stop laughing*oh my God even I’ve seen LIFE. You are so retarded.


What should Wolverine and Storms real names be?





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