Here we are, wondering through the streets of Vegas. This was supposed to be our bachelor week, full of fun and joy, but all was taken away from us because of one hitchhiker we picked up along the road that just happened ta be professional thief. She had ta be, how else would she get away with ur stuff so easily. We have no where ta sleep, nuthin ta eat or ta drink for that matter, its all fan-fucking-tastic.
Gumbo: What are we gonna do no hommes?
Me: I don`t have the slightest idea.
Slim: Where are we going to sleep?
Vic: Man, this sucks!
Gumbo: Don Remy now it… Merde! Remy miss his petite bella…
Vic: You miss that bitch Bella? What`s wrong with ya?
Slim: I don`t think he means Bella.
Gumbo: Slim be right, Remy means his Ana Marie. Mon amour, Tu me manques tellement. ( he whispers the part in French and than he sighs)
Me: I have no idea what you just said, but if ya love` er so much why don`t ya divorce Bichella and merry Marie?
Vic: He`s afraid of` er, that’s why. (again with the smirk, God must hate me when he put me up with Creed as my damn brother and I`m sure he feels the same way bout me)
Gumbo: Remy be afraid of no femme! Especially not Belladonna.
Vic: Oh really now? Ya ain`t afraid of her?
Gumbo: Non…
Vic: Gumbo!
Gumbo: Bien, bien. Maybe jus a little.
Slim: Why on earth would you be afraid of her? I mean she`s just a woman, your much stronger and everything.
Gumbo: Yo don now Bella like Remy das. She be wery aggressive femme. Remember Remy`s téléphone mobile, after ur little fight?
Me: Little? She almost hit you with a vase and your neighbors called the cops on you!
Gumbo: Oui, an dat not be da worst fight we had.
Slim: There`s been worse than that?
Gumbo: Oui. Remember wen Remy told you he won be here fo a week, bout three months ago?
Me: Yea, what about it?
Gumbo: Eh bien, da day before Remy called ya, he been flirting wit some femme an Bella sa im.
Slim: So what happened?
Gumbo: Let jus say Remy be in hospital three days, an den lie to ya bout dat bruise on is head.
Slim: Really? You told us you got it in a bar fight!
Gumbo: Which part of lie do ya don understand? Anyway, Remy did not lie bout gettin in a fight, its jus is wife did all da beating… She be trainin karate a year now, an guess on who she be practicin on lately. An don be fooled by da period of er trainin, she be a fast learner.
Poor guy. We can`t blame him for being scared of his wife, not really. Bichella (which was suppose ta be her birth name in the first place) has real anger issues. Talking bout a woman abusing a man. I`m glad I ain`t in his shoes, that’s one of the reasons I ain`t ever getting married. Not that I expect ta be abused, I just don`t see the point. I can`t understand how anyone can oblige to having sex with only one person to the rest of his or her life. That’s just stupid and pointless when there are so many women just waiting for me to have my way with them.
Slim: Well, I miss Jean. Can`t wait to see her beautiful face again.
Me: Ya really plan ta merry` er ey?
Slim: Yea. I can`t imagine my life without her. Just the thought of waking one morning and seeing that she`s no longer by my side kills me inside. She fills my heart with such love and joy I never knew existed until I met her. I still can`t get over the thought that she chose me of all people to be her life partner, someone like me to be the father to her children, to grow old together with, to share her joys and sorrows with… I just don`t think that I`ll we ever worthy enough to be with her, she`s just too good, you know what I mean Logan?
I just look on the other side. What am I suppose ta answer` em. No, I don`t know what you mean. I don`t even know how love feels and I doubt I`ll ever find out. I just ain`t made of the same material as Slim, I ain`t made for all that marriage, lovey-dovey shit. I`ll never have anything as near as he has… Great, now I started to envy Slim a little. Fucking great!
Slim: Um… Logan?
Me:Yea... whatever Slim.
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It`s been an hour since our talk and we`re still wondering through the streets, trying to figure out what ta do. Even our suitcases were still in the car when she stole it. Fucking unbelievable! We can`t even fucking change!
Slim: What do you think, how far she could be?
We all know on whom he`s referring to. He`s not the only one wondering that particular thing.
Me: Don`t know. Probably miles away from here.
Gumbo: Or right in front of us.
Vic: What`re ya talking bout, Gumbo!?
Gumbo: Is it jus Remy, or das dat look like Logan`s car?
Me: Where!?
Gumbo: Right in front of dat Café mon ami.
Slim: Remy is right, that is your car!
Vic: So, if Lo`s car is here…
Me: That means that probably she`s here as well!
Just as I finished saying that, flash of white caught my eye. I turned my head at the Café`s direction and saw her just as she was getting out through the door. Some tingly feeling in my stomach appeared now that I saw her again, its probably just excitement.
Vic: What`re we still standing here for? Waiting for her ta drive off with Lo`s car who knows where again or what!? Let`s get that bitch!
Me: Can`t believe I`m saying this but… Vic is… um… right…
Man, that left a bad taste in my mouth.
Vic: And here I thought I`d never see the day.
Me: Ya actually think? And if ya don`t shut up ya really ain`t gonna see the light of another day.
Slim: You both shut up, let`s go!
Just when we started ta make ur move she turned her head and spotted us.
Rory: AW SHIT!
She ain`t gonna make it to the car, we`ll catch her if she tries. Well she knows that as well coz she started running. And we started running after her. Damn that chick is fast. Has she run a marathon or something? She just turned in to an ally. Ha, that always means dead end! We got you now…
Me: Hey, where`d she so?
Gumbo: Don no. One moment she be in front of Remy, da next moment she disappear!
Slim: What about that door?
A back door to some other Café. I check it but its locked.
Me: No way she went through here, its locked.
Vic: Then where`d she fucking go?
Me: I`d like ta know that myself.
Slim: What now?
Me: Well, let`s get back to my car.
And with that we left…
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Translation:
Bien-alright
Mon amour-my love
Tu me manques tellement-I miss you very much
Eh bien-well
Oui-yes
Non-no
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