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Ororo`s pov

Stupid! How could I have been so fucking stupid!? I should`ve sold the damn car the moment I have stolen it. At least after so many years working as a professional thief (if you could even call it a job) has opened many doors and made me many connections, so selling a car like Escalade EXT would not be a problem. I`ve got so many buyers that I lost the count. All it took was one single call, but nooo! I had to take it for a spin around the city and to stop at a damn Café not that far from the hotel.

I hope that my little stunt didn`t cause any problems to Petey… Naw, why would it cause any problem for him? He`s not the foolish idiot that gave me the keys. Next time I`ll be more careful from which place I steal. I rather end up in jail than to endanger the job of someone I deeply care for.

Anyway, thanks to the fact that I know the streets of Vegas like the back of my hand, years of running from which I`m granted with extraordinary speed that always gives me advantage in a chase and my extraordinary lock picking abilities I was able to successfully escape. Now I`m locked behind the back door of Café “Amore”. Wait, I think they`re finally leaving. They`re saying something about the car… I guess they`re gonna go over there. Haha, I would like to see them to try an open it. I can`t hear them anymore, well this is my cue to get the hell out of here. I go out through the way I came in, good they did leave, and I make sure I locked the door once again before taking off. I thrown one last look at the street, just to make sure the coast is clear. Yea, there they are, trying to open the car`s door. Awww, just look at Logan, he`s so handsome looking all frustrated like this. Get a grip girl, its time to split now, you can get all drolly and fantasize about him later.

Oh no, looks like trouble is headed their way. Guess they`ll get it now. I started to really feel sorry for this guys, they just can`t seem to get a break from all that bad luck…
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Logan`s pov

I finally found my car, but I ran into another problem. I DON`T HAVE MY DAMN KEYS!

Slim: Well, now what? How are we going to get it open?

Me: I don`t know, I`m worn out and my head hurts from all that thinking I did today.

Gumbo: Logan, do ya have insurance on da car?

Me: Yea, af course. Why?

Gumbo: Well, Remy thought dat maybe we can brake da window an unlock it from da inside.

Me: Forget it! I ain`t letting ya make even a scratch on my baby!

Slim: Logan, that`s the only way…

Me: But…

Vic: No buts Runt. We`re breaking in.

Me: Fine. But yer payin fer the damage.

Gumbo: Agreed.

With that said we started trying to break in my car. My own fucking car for Pete`s sake! Those windows are hard, not even a scratch yet. We`ll have to just keep trying.

Gumbo: Merde! Not even a putain scratch!

I don`t understand what he`s sayin but I`m pretty sure it ain`t anythin polite.

Person: Hold it right there!

Me: What the!? Oh… Um hey officer, what can we do fer ya?

Officer: I`ll tell you what you can to for me! You can turn around and slowly put your hands behind your head! (then he talks on his communicator) “Nate! I have a situation here. Some punks are trying to steal someone`s car… ”

Me: Yea, mine.

Officer: Shut up motherfucker! Don`t interrupt me while I`m talking to my partner! “As I was saying! Bring backup and get your ass here!”

Officer2: “Hey! Relax Bish! Backup`s on the way and so am I”

Me: Bish? You change one letter and it`ll be bush and I don`t mean the president.

We start laughing but guess BISH doesn`t find my teasing very amusing.

Officer: That`s officer Bishop to you punk! (whispers) I`ll kill Nate. (start`s ta yell again) You think your pretty funny ey, criminal?

Me: I try. And I ain`t no freakin criminal.

Bishop: Well, we`ll see just how funny you really are when we put your sorry ass behind bars. You know what you have to be most afraid of when your in jail?

Me: No. Please enlighten us Officer Bush… I mean Bishop.

Slim: (whispers) Logan, you should really shut up now.

Bishop: Bout dropping the soap in the showers. Now listen to your friend and shut up. Or would you prefer me shutting you up? What`s taking those guys so long!?

Officer: Here we are!

He yells as soon as he parked and got out of the car.

Bishop: Bout time Nate! What took you so long, you we`re three blocks away!

Nate: Had to stop for doughnuts.

Bishop: You have to be fucking kidding me!

Me: Hey! Why don`t ya watch yer mouth! Yer suppose ta make an example remember? As an officer an everythin!? BISH!

Now I start laughing again an I see am turn red as a tomato. Why can`t I keep my big mouth shut? Now I`m gonna get it. Here come two more officers behind Bish that look pretty young and nervous.

Bishop: Book` am boys!

Officer1: Book them? Um… Do we need books for that?

At this point all of us bursted laughing, except for the cops that is. Bishop just put his head in his hands.

Bishop: No Bobby, you don`t need books for that. How on earth did they made you an officer anyway!?

Officer2: Idiot! What he meant is for us to arrest them.

Bishop: Thank you John. Now would you please do as you are told!?

John and Bobby: Yes sir!

John: Turn around and put your hands behind your head!

Vic: If ya haven`t noticed we`ve already done that dickhead!

John: Oh…

Bobby: Who`s the idiot now!?

Bishop: Both of you are idiots! Now put them in the van already! If there were more black officers instead of white I swear there`d be much less crime on the streets.

With that they put us in the van and drove away.
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Translation:

Merde-shit

putain-damn





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