Hello! I really am no good writing these things, which probably tells you diddly about me as everyone and their grandmother's dog seems to have the same problem. Friend me on LiveJournal, or follow me on Twitter if you're curious towards my real-life ramblings; otherwise you'll find all that's relevant on this site and the ShoutBox on the front page here.
My fics tend to follow one single continuity - they're all part of the same grand story, a snippet there, a vignette here, a long ramble tossed over my shoulder as I head for the hills escaping the angry torch-bearing mob. I'm a writer of great run-on sentences, a deviser of hairy, deranged similes, a cheerful mangler of colloquial expressions, and a regular mixer of metaphors. (Who wants a Bloody Mary, then?) I have a tendency to write comedy and tragedy together all at one sitting, and also to sow commas about in abundane - my writings are best read aloud or as though spoken by a slightly brain-fried professor. Or not. I hope you enjoy them - please drop me a review or six.